Shooting stars

I want to see a shooting star. If you happened to see a shooting star, do not wish for what you want at the moment, coz' it is just not going to happen.

Reason being:

Let's imagine the meteor shower is from the commonly known perseid showers. The perseids are a prolific meteor shower associated with the comet Swift-Tuttle. The Perseids are so called because the point they appear to come from, called the radiant, lies in the constellation Perseus. Meteor showers occur when Earth moves through a meteor stream. The stream in this case is called the Perseid cloud and it stretches along the orbit of the Comet Swift-Tuttle. The cloud consists of particles ejected by the comet as it passed by the Sun.

Enough of rubbish, so the point i was trying to make is, since the showers orginated from the radiant, Perseus system. It is approximately 93 light years away from planet Earth. And according to the theory of relativity, nothing could possibly travel faster than light.

So, if god happened to be nice and grant your wish. Okay, god is always nice and grant your wish. It will take god at least 93 + 93 = 186 years before god can reach to you. (ie. If only god travels in the speed of light. Just like Jesse and James from Team Rocket)

Understand?


That's why if you wish for 50bucks to drop to your feet, it doesnt happen immediately, perhaps XX no. of years later, 50bucks indeed fell from heaven. Just that it wouldn't be your feet.

Mimicking a girl that talk that way.

Girlgirl: wei siong the best liao

Me: eh. Don't suddenly say such things. quite scary.

Girlgirl: wei siong how is ur day?

Me: omg. what's with the decent talk. Yes , my day was filled with enjoyment. enjoyment from talking to ********. pui.

Girlgirl: oh, wei siong, u cannot be so mean. i like the kind wei siong.

Me: ohh, i see i see. then i shall be kind and nice to you. and , how's your day?

Girlgirl: my day was ok. i thought alot. you know, they ask me to consider you. you know, they ask me to consider you. oh, i have been thinking whether you are the right one for me. so i am considering. (shivers*)

Me: ohh. i see i see. actually.........a note of caution: weisiong bites.

Me: i've also been thinking alot.......whether do i actually bites.

Girlgirl: you mean you were not considering about me....omg, i am so sad =(

Me: i am still considering whether i actually bites. Didn't have additional time to consider about me considering you. i'm sorry . i shall consider that now.

Girlgirl: aww, that hurts. =(
ok nevermind, you can start considering now. take your time, i wont rush you.

Me: (almost immediately) okay. i've considered.

Girlgirl: Oh, that's fast.

Me: yups, it doesn't take a long while to figure out a 'no'.

Girlgirl: !! Oh, sigh, i think i think too much le. thank you for all the things that you have done, i appreciate it.

Me: Welcome. Yes, you don't have to 'oh' every sentence. 'OH OH OH' michael jackson isit.

Girlgirl: you are so fierce. i did not know weisiong is so fierce de

Me: i shall show you what fierce is: baka sai sai sai baka baka sai. but all in all, is a very nice lady. May i have the opportunity to watch '' with ?

Girlgirl: that would be my pleasure, (handrest pleasure to be more exact) when can you make it.


After a couple of more nonsensical chattings.


Me: Ohh, so you are no longer hypnotised.

Girlgirl: I was tring to act like ******** ok.

Me: Don't like. Please don't do it anymore. Send shivers down my spine.

Girlgirl: i was still thinking should i wait for 5 mins then reply to mimic her successfully, but i guess i can't do it.

Me: ........I don't think if i wanna scold you, i can wait for 5mins too.

Girlgirl: Damn mean. I don't want to watch with you already.

Me: Eh, i was serious about dating you for movie leh.



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On the sidenote: About the person we were mimicking.

Recently, after being 'harrassed' for two weeks, i decided to use a direct confrontational approach to tell her i'm-just-not-into-her. She didn't talk to me afterwards. A good thing. I think some people just don't get subtle hints.

And what is so nice about weisiong? Haiz. Why can't the person i like, like me too? =.= Then we will lub each other to the end of the sea. Right? Fairy godmother....haizz.

Parking woes

I went to orchard towers' carpark to do a U-turn, and the U-turn took me fucking 2mins, and they charged me $3.50. Where's the 5mins rule. Kao. In the end, i didnt do a U-turn. I went to park at Palais Renaissance, which is beside orchard towers. It cost me $4bucks. I spent $4 + $3.50 for fucking 10mins.

The reason being. I wanted to shhh shhh. Damn orchard towers. Damn palais renaissance. Damn nature's call. Damn my dick.

=(