I can't believe it. The moon must be rising from the North.

1) I was chatting with Shiqi yesterday (my birthday), and how i'm not celebrating it, coz' i don't have an elaborate plan on celebrating birthday. And my dad was outside playing badminton, and my mom almost apparently forgotten about my birthday. And the day was spent mainly on errands here and there. Then suddenly, out of the blue, she said she will celebrate for me tomorrow. (which is today). The conversation goes like this:

shiqi: sad. Don't be sad okay. tml you wan. I meet you celebrate for you.
shiqi: So sorry, cannot celebrate for you today.

I was totally stunned loh. OMG! When shiqi become so nice suddenly. And i swear, i didn't come up with a melodramatic story to make her feel this way. This was the only time i think she's nice. =.=

So i replied something like this "wah, you so nice ah. Wait ah, let me peek at the moon first"....after that, i told her i had class tomorrow.

Girls are so strange. A sudden drastic change in tone can scare me well enough. But yar lah, you see, she's really nice to me.


2) My army friends bought for me this big big pooh bear. About 3/4 the size of me. SERIOUSLY WTF! If i can squeeze its 'toot toot', milk it for whiskey. Then i don't mind. And they bought me 15 doughnuts! 1 melted so badly that it was used to imprint designs on my face. And another one with strawberry toppings that they enjoyed putting the cream it up my nose.

And the worse part was bringing it to the car. The carpark is freaking far from my camp. OHMYGOD! You know how many fucking stares i got from the COLONELs, WARRANTs, Medical OFFICERs, MASTER SERGEANTs.

Then got one kiddo come and wave at the bear. Then i must use the bear and wave back. Then the kid said to mummy " Mummy mummy, pooh bear wave to me!" After that, i carried pooh bear upside down, to the dismay to the other kids.

In the car, i place it on the front passenger seat. And i seatbelted it. You must really be present to see how many cars slowed down to see my pooh pooh. HAHAHAHAHA.

But okay lah, birthday. Thank you people. Appreciated. Next time buy me 100packets of chicken rice, or a bottle of macallan 12yrs please.


3) Today in class, there is this girl, abit siao one. My friend, Sylvia came over and talked to me. I was sitting with another guy, LeongHao. Then this siao girl come over and eavesdrop our conversation. Saying something like 'Hey, i come hear you all talk'. =.=""

Then, when Sylvia left, she came over and said 'I think i want to talk to you all'. =.="""""

Then, she asked us a few questions, then the conversation got going. Thenafter, her eyes are just freaking fixated on me. When my friend made a comment, she TOTALLY, TOTALLY IGNOREDD!!!!!!! OMGG!! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT.

So, my friend use his hp and sent sms to me. It goes like this 'Eh, be careful, she had her eyes on you. She totally ignored me. I guess she's hitting on you'.

WAH LAO! So i tried to be a bastard. I acted damn snobbishly, damn cocky, in an attempt to get her away. Which she didn't. The teacher was my saviour.

However, when the cher left, she came over again. DO I LOOK SO FUCKING FUN TO CHAT WITH??!?!?! Arghh. This time round, Leonghao and me were like messenging each other infront of her. Trying very hard not to laugh at her for not finding out.

FUCKING FUNNY.

Okay lah. I think today seems to be an ordinary day. My best birthday present is given by my madam. She gave me a day off, even though i couldn't claim. That's sooo touchinggggg.

Many people wish me. Quite touched leh. Should have about 40. Powerful. Didn't know i'm so blessed.

I did not receive any present this year. But all the wishes are all that matters. =)

Widsom tooth. Because of technological advances, it isn't as pain as before. But the sad thing is that i got really high tolerance for LA. The surgeon spammed like don't know how many times of LA yet i still feel the pain. How pain? Very pain. So she decided to spam 1.5times the dose for me. And until now, i still feel numb can.
One more thing to note, the sound is freaking construction site style -- the drilling and the sawing of the teeth. Then after drilling, she nabei, giaw the fragmented tooth out of the gums. Wah seh, like wanna dislocate my jaw like that..


But,I like Dr Patricia Tay, the dentist that clean the wound for me. Her eyes are damn hot. She numb all my pain away. Wow..
She asked me to bite hard, but i freaking hell can't even feel a shit, i don't even think if my upper and lower jaw is together.. (I got 1.5times the dose can)
So i was like drooling blood out of my mouth, bit by bit. Yes, damn disgusting, but i tried my best to swallow it okay. Yum yum.
Seeing that i'm kinda hopeless, she asked me to open my mouth, and use her own hands to apply pressure for me (to stop the wound). That was so SCHWEEEEETTTT!!!!
Thenafter, she asked me to bite myself. The conversation went like this:

Patricia "Hey, you can try biting the gauze yourself now. *her finger is still inside my mouth*

Me "Ermm, now? I bite your finger ar?"

Patricia "Ehh, i think so."

Me *bites*

Patricia "Ehh (when she says 'ehh', her eyes will look up and pause for a second, damn beautiful), i think i remove my hand first."

Me "Orh."

Patricia "ehh, you bite quite hard leh."

Me "Sorry ah, i can't feel a thing. I don't mean to eat your finger"

Patricia "ehh..you ah." *stares*

Ahhh, damn sweet. Shit. Never mind, i will see her next tuesday. =)

On the sideline, dried blood doesn't taste as nice as fresh blood. The surgeon is also very friendly and zai, just that Dr Patricia overshadowed her. *drools*

And, when i go home that time, at a traffic light, a mid 20s couple were on the right lane, beside me. You know, i normally get stares by people who think people like my age can't drive shit. So when they gave me their cynical stares.........................

i opened my mouth (filled with blood), and grin at them!! Their exprssions were classic!!! After that, i did it again and again during stopping at traffic light. Damn fun.

And, Dr Patricia ask me eat ice-cream today. Yay. *share with her*

「万古长空，一朝风月。」

禅宗名句「万古长空，一朝风月。」，短短八字，写尽宇宙自然的奥秘与玄奇。长空，万古永存，浩瀚而无法穷其边涯；风月，一朝涌动，华丽而无法究其幻化。长空，恒定；风月，易替。静寂和流动，永恒和短暂，都在这短短八个字中表现出来。　

而善能禅师说：「不可以一朝风月，昧却万古长空；不可以万古长空，不明一朝风月。」　他的意思是说，你不能把生命看成永恒，它只是一朝风月而已。因此你用不着执着在一朝风月中的荣华，成就等外在的东西，但生命毕竟也不是空的，如果你把生命看成空相，那幺你就看不出它的美好和意义了。　一朝风月指的就是现在有苦有乐，顺逆无常的自己。　万古长空，永恒、静寂；一朝风月，短暂、流动。只贪短暂流动的美，却忘掉了永恒静寂的美，固然短视；只看到永恒静寂的孤独，却看不到短暂流动的喜悦，也难以明心见性，所以在动与静之间，在永恒与短暂交关的当头，智慧的可贵方才显现出来。　于长空下临风看月，于无声处听雷，一朝就是万古，心美，天地就美。

Square Root Three

I’m sure that I will always be
A lonely number like root three

The three is all that’s good and right,
Why must my three keep out of sight
Beneath the vicious square root sign,
I wish instead I were a nine

For nine could thwart this evil trick,
with just some quick arithmetic

I know I’ll never see the sun, as 1.7321
Such is my reality, a sad irrationality

When hark! What is this I see,
Another square root of a three

As quietly co-waltzing by,
Together now we multiply
To form a number we prefer,
Rejoicing as an integer

We break free from our mortal bonds
With the wave of magic wands

Our square root signs become unglued
Your love for me has been renewed

Giraffe close at 11pm. What is this. =.=

I AWOL-ed for 4hrs. Damn scary.

This is my NUS team during the International Coastal Cleanup in sept 2008. (I was caught up at that point about the weiling's birthday bash that i forgotten to write anything about this. Yes! This is very important.

I'm the usual overall i/c for the event. And this year especially, the group that left me the greatest impression is the volunteers from NUS. I like the organising committee! Ye Feng, Kai Feng, and Mei Ying & their junior co-organisers.

The 3 main organisers were excellent in planning the event and executing it perfectly. I'm the kind of i/c that is very anal about minor mistakes and yes, punctuality. They took the initiative to meet me up thrice to discuss about the event and accompany me for the recce. Damn sweet of them lahh.

On another note, i met cheehow one more time before he go join the police. I treated him good food. He ate salmon, i ate chicken. Which nicer? Salmon. How much nicer? Very much nicer.

Not that my chicken not nice, it is savory and tender, but pale in comparison to the salmon which is smoked to perfection.

Then i bring him go and drink. I drank my usual equinox blue, he drank macallan 12. He's an asshole. He don't know how to appreciate whiskey. The whole night, he kept kao-pei say what shit i let him drink. I requested him to swap with me, to my delight. But he insisted no, he don't want to indirect kiss me. Damn.

One interesting thing that happened is that, the waiter asked him whether he wanted it 'neat' or 'on the rocks'. He was puzzled, and he seemed happy with the word 'neat' for his macallan.

He asked me 'neat is what? Means very clean isit?'

I replied, 'Yar, it meant no pollution.'

*he looked at waiter*

Waiter *me giving her a playful wink* 'yes sir, harvested in the mountains, clean and fresh'.

When the 'neat' macallan came, he was disappointed. how disappointed? Very disappointed.


p/s: If one of the above friend i made has characteristics adnd charisma like the waiter, i will hook her up. =)

2 months to go. Fuck.

I think that i am very approachable and friendly. LOL!!!!The reason is:

There is this girl in my class that knew weiling. Weiling is very loud in class. Okay, put it this way (to be more accurate), weiling and me are two very disturbing people in class -- we will scribble notes onto each other lecture notes, giggle and giggle non-stop, laugh and laugh and laugh.

In my audit class, almost everyone knows me by face and by name, coz' my teacher arrowed me to do some saikang for him; that is, collecting everyone's email address and create one googlegroup to allow him to share files with everyone easily. ( Sidenote: My teacher gave me a tie for my help, those very zai and classy tie. From tie rack one. He bought from Paris. *woooooooooo* )

So, this girl, found out my facebook and PM-ed me. ' Hey, are you the weisiong i know?'

Okay, i tried to be funny by replying some retarded answer. But in the end, we managed to become friends. Eh, it is not easy to be friends with me okay. She lent me her lecture notes to copy when i didn't attend class for a week. So schweet right??? Somemore i barely know her. HEr handwriting is extremelyyyyy BEAUTIFUL AND NEAT AND SMALL! I should have just told her that i ate up her book or something so i don't need to return her. Bleah.

And her mother drives a Benz. Rich~


In another occasion, another girl contacted me. Found out that i'm indeed very nice (I think) and then added me into msn and started chatting alot with me. Soon enough, she managed to coax me to lend her one of my module's lecture notes ( I passed that module 1yr ago anyway).

Most of the time i'm online, she will come and talk to me. I don't like. After awhile, i got very sian and stopped replying. Thus, now she doesn't disturb me as frequently. Only occasional peps like 'Hey, i saw you walking to McDonald today.' 'Hey, the long sleeved shirt you wore today very nice.' 'You fell asleep in class today!'

=.=""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""


Another occasion, is actually my friend's friend. Also came and talk to me until weiling arrived, then she become very gan ga. She suddenly don't dare to talk to me anymore. I asked her why. She said, 'ehh, your girlfriend very pretty leh. And dao. I scared later i talk to you, she whack me.'

She only talked to me again when weilings is not around. And the funny thing is, i told her weiling is not my gf, she doesn't believe. I think there is something wrong with her.

=.="


Yes, 3 friends in a short period of time. All females. None pretty. Damn. Too bad. I need more luck.