Saturday, July 26, 2008

Yawn. My life is getting fucking rountine. Weekdays for classes and workends to mug hard. And it goes on and on.

I need my life. But then, upon some time, i realised that i actually don't do much things outside -- that is -- apart from drinking.

And if you let me choose between drinking and other activities like (pool, snacks-out, movie), i will choose to drink. Damn. maybe movie will be good, only if i like that movie. =) I'm beocming an addict. In a month, i will at least drink for 5-6 times, eevry weekend i guess without fail, unless there is something on.

Due to my pristine nature, ehem ehem, i think i must stop myself from the constant thought of booze and liquor. But, the more i suppress, the more my body crave for it.

Oh well. I did manage to even dream of drinking chivas one night.

Before i proceed, ladies and gentlemen, (even though i know none reading this blog) i am not a Max Drinker. I dirnk in moderation, till the point i feel 20% shiok, which is about 1-2glasses of whiskey dry, or 2 glasses of long island tea or 1glass of hoegarrden top up with a pina colada. The REASON behind it, is because i drive. I knew it's already over the freaking limit, but still. I hope i dun get caught. Now, i no longer dare, after being traumatised by the stringent, intimating-looking, i-wan-to-shove-my-flashlight-up-drunk-drivers menace of roadblock police.



And, i got summon for parking illegally for 50bucks. Reason for me parking there: To get a drink.

And, dark knight is nice!

And, i put my triangleplate when im driving home today (about 1am), and one fucking honda civic type-R challenged me. Of course i lose. Is like speed jet versus tuckboat, there is WTFLOLBBQ chance of maybe 0.01% to win him. Fuck him. While i was cruising then, he braked and rev rev engine 2times right beside me *vroom vroom* and shot off. i lose. (I never even wanted to challenge him).

Tuckboat: 0
Speed Jet: 10

But, at the next traffic light, God apparently have eyes. He placed one fat truck infront of him. So i overtook him. The feeling is shiok. I won. After which, i swerve into his lane, kept flashing my brake lights, slowly down abruptly coutinuously, and it infuriated him much.
He 'middle-fingered' me when i switched lane to turn. Being so tired and my mood wasn't good, i winked at his gf (who was quite lian but cute).

Tuckboat: 500
Speed Jet: 10



And, pseudo-gf just called me, at freaking 2.45am. But it's okay. She's nice to me. =)


And, good night.

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Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Another quiz: Type of woman you like

Here is the analysis:
He's the typical guy that you normally would see in today's society, nothing too spectacular. In fact, you really have to concentrate in picking him out among the crowd. He's also easy going, has a sophisticated taste. He isn't boring or anything like that. Just that he would tend to be a little humble, has his own independent views, but keeps it to himself. If the situation requires, he can step forward and really make an impression on others.

The woman of his dream must not be the helpless lady type or too conservative, but must be a fighter with high perseverance. Women who are the fragile type or too ladylike are definitely not to his taste. She must be committed to overcome any obstacle in building up a family with him. Those from a rich family is definitely out. He prefers women whose fortune are self-made. This type of guy isn't selfish at all, but a real social contributor one can say. Don't worry, his requirements aren't really that high, you may pass the test you know.

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Random Quiz

Your view on yourself:
You are intelligent, honest and sweet. You are friendly to everybody and don't like conflict. Because you're so cheerful and fun people are naturally attracted to you and like to talk to you.

The type of girlfriend/boyfriend you are looking for:
You like serious, smart and determined people. You don't judge a book by its cover, so good-looking people aren't necessarily your style. This makes you an attractive person in many people's eyes.

Your readiness to commit to a relationship:
You prefer to get to know a person very well before deciding whether you will commit to the relationship.

The seriousness of your love:
You like to flirt and behave seductively. The opposite sex finds this very attractive, and that's why you'll always have admirers hanging off your arms. But how serious are you about choosing someone to be in a relationship with?

Your views on education
Education is very important in life. You want to study hard and learn as much as you can.

The right job for you:
You're a practical person and will choose a secure job with a steady income. Knowing what you like to do is important. Find a regular job doing just that and you'll be set for life.

How do you view success:
You are afraid of failure and scared to have a go at the career you would like to have in case you don't succeed. Don't give up when you haven't yet even started! Be courageous.

What are you most afraid of:
You are afraid of things that you cannot control. Sometimes you show your anger to cover up how you feel.

Who is your true self:
You are full of energy and confidence. You are unpredictable, with moods changing as quickly as an ocean. You might occasionally be calm and still, but never for long.

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Sunday, July 13, 2008

Okay. The fucking damages cost $250 bucks.
Duno what the fish.(normally i always say 'what the fuck', but aafter being with reporters and camera-mens and CNA liaison, i realised 'what the fish' is more polite.)

Having a car really sucks. It's the maintanance and fixed costs that sucks.

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Wednesday, July 02, 2008

My life is damn exciting. I reverse until people kiss my backside. And kena niam niam niam, 'why didn't check mirror, why didn't check mirror!!' 'i go buy flower for wife oso tio buang.'

What the Fish loh. I got check loh. Is that he come out when i reversing loh. Contributory damages loh.

But never mind. I pay all. My fault, as it seemed. Suay and sad. Fucking sad. Seriously. Console me man. =.=

I hope it will be less than $200. I think. My car 4scratches nia. How bad can his car be lahh. Buy new bumper meh....

I MUST CHECK THE MIRROR AND CHECK THE MIRROR AND CHECK THE MIRROR NEXT TIME. AND BEWARE OF SUCH DRIVERS.

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