// To Every Guy...This is from one of my classmates' friendster bulletin. I was extremely touched by the words and find "deep meaning" in them... my comments in italics! :)
*To every guy that's said, "Sex can wait."
yeah, until tonight.*To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful."
don't rip off song lyrics, it's very obvious.*To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her.
sure, i'm always free... oh! i have no car*To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick.
i'd be sick in the head to do that*To every guy who has given her flowers just because.
of what? found a discount coupon in the dustbin?*To every guy that said he would die for her.
again, another cliche*To every guy that really would.
...really would go broke after a night on the town*To every guy that did what she wanted him to do.
"buy me this obscenely priced, overvalued handbag! and while your at it, i want you to ignore the other guy i'm seeing tonight"*To every guy that cried in front of her.
she secretly thinks your a pussy/wimp and dumps you at next available opportunity*To every guy that she cried in front of.
wow, what an amazing counterpoint! girls, you crying is a fact of life. no big deal here.*To every guy that holds hands with her.
how many times have i tried that only to be rudely rebutted?*To every guy that kisses her with meaning.
see above point.*To every guy that hugs her when she's sad..
i'd make it worse*To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all.
and i'd be perceived as a pervert for no reason at all.*To every guy who would give up their jacket for her.
did that once, she said: "it smells eeewww!!!" last time i shall ever bring a jacket out.*To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe.
trust me on this one. don't overdo your phone calls.*To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to be able to see her for ten minutes.
that only proves what a bitch they can be.*To every guy that would give up his seat.
it says so in signboards inside the public transports!*To every guy that just wants to cuddle with his special movie partner... and not fall asleep.
depends on what you watch. if it's another sop-story romance i'm pretty sure there would be no stopping my eyelids.*To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful no matter what...
"hey, you screwed up your make-up today! nevermind it's okay!!!"*To every guy that believes in her.
"You shall have no other gods before Me." (Exodus 20:3 RSV)*To every guy who told his secrets and fears to her.
"you know... i'm afraid you secretly hate me like every other girl.."*To every guy that tried to show how much he cared through every word and every breath.
what am I, some sort of lovesick poet? maybe i could achieve romantic breathing by breathing in normally, but slower, more pronounced and in a rhythmic, lyrical fashion...*To every guy that thought maybe this could be the one.
Guy's thought process: "this could be the one to suck my money. this one, maybe the one who pretends to like me for a whole year."*To every guy that believed in her dreams.
yes oh yes, so you made out with both Tom Cruise and Keanu Reeves on a speedboat in the Bahamas! how possible!*To every guy that would have done anything so she could achieve them.
"i want you to wash the dishes with your elbows, while i achieve a high score on dota"*To every guy that never laughed at her when she told him her dreams.
isn't humour an appreciated attribute? what do they expect, a dead-serious psycho-analysis?*To every guy that walked her to her car.
the car that is currently driven by another winner jerk who just wants to lay her*To every guy that wasn't just trying to get LAID!!!!.
see point one. and how are you supposed to start a family? binary fission?*To every guy that actually listened.
how about 'to every girl that actually made sense'*To every guy that gave his heart only to have it shoved back in his face.
...what about having it crushed? or used as a soccer ball?**TO EVERY GUY THAT PRAYS THAT SHE IS HAPPY EVEN IF YOU'RE NOT WITH HER.***
thats just pathetic. "dear god, sharon feels she is happier with aaron than me, because he is richer and more handsome. please bless their relationship and help her to forget that I ever blighted her love life!"
Not all girls appreciate nice guys.
There's not many left out there...
what you mean, not many girls left who appreciate nice guys? duh.
So, i'm obviously not the nice guy that should be appreciated. Therefore, logically speaking since not all girls appreciate nice guys, some girls will appreciate jerks like me. Since this isn't happening, obviously this entire "nice guys" premise is fatally flawed. Bah.