Went Jocelyn birthday party yesterday. Lots of lians and bengs. They loved calling me 'siongsiong'. They only know vulgar and hokkien and lanjiaowei. Their england is like Turks. And so i don't really understand their english. Coz' no one in the right frame of mind will go learn turks.

Jocelyn key siao. Ask us go BBQ pit at 12noon. Then we seriously uo bo there. Yawen and Lee yen and Jocelyn pang seh me at the pit, and i was left with 3bengs and 1 lian. They 16yrs old. They smoke.

But the lian is quite chio, to me. They friendly chps, helped me rent bike. And lanjiaowei for 2plus hours. When they talk, the lian keep looking at me. But i don't dare keep looking at her, coz' she wear until quite little, later the guys think i pervert. But i not scared, i think i can take two, but not 3, coz' i got hidden talent--i can climb coconut trees. And her butt kept showing, okay, no link. But yar, tt's the fact la.

The lian very good to me, she treat me drink water. Then the guys offered me cigarette. But i know the cigarette packet got say "say no to smoking, it damages your lungs." So i say no loh. If i continue the "damage your lungs part", i scared i tio kan.

Jiao. They left before the BBQ, coz' they too sian diao. Then came her other friends. 75% of her friends smoked la. WTF right. But they like, all respect me one. Then those chio bus got looked at me leh, okay la, maybe coz' i don't look like them, i very trendy and abit nerdy and don't smoke and don't swear as much and never speak Turks.

I seriously spent my afternoon doing NoTHING la. Just watch them lanjiaowei and Turk-ing, shiok enuff liao. I realised, it's been a seriously long time since i did nothing for such a long time.

I found a few of them are quite nice people. Just that they perhaps walked a slightly wrong path--smoking, etc...but if they do change, they will be good citizens. Such people are nice, better than some of my friends: understanding others, share, xiao sa. And the girls definitely more chio than most of myfriends...

The lians quite nice. I like. But, very different la. Can't be together one. Who knows right?

God save the bear

Hahahaha, i haven't write post i already laugh like siao. Okay got this joker Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) activist in a bear costume waves a sign during a protest outside the Istana.



'God save the Bear"...this joker is from Australia, lucky i not there to witness, or else i laugh until beng. This bear talked to two policemen. They looked very happy.



A closer look at the policemen inquisitive face.



Then...



Struggles...



hahahahas...god saves the bear...

Liewqi said in her blog:

"Well. I spectacularly failed my first Physics test. 8/25, I believe the second lowest in class.
I even have a LOL next to my answer by my Physics teacher. Gee, kinda shows I'm a physics-idiot.

I'm not understanding Physics very well... I'm in serious need of Physics tuition, any kind soul will help? I can teach you Math and a bit of Chemistry in return!!! I'm trying not to give Physics up just yet because I know it's important."

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That's so cool. I realised i don't really like my physics teacher. Rather crazy guy, mood swings and irritating at times. Like today, due to some things we discussed, my friend said he was 'selfish' for not showing us his answers, and he took it so seriously that he left the classroom. And i'm the CT rep, expect me to clear this shit? I can't, i'm equally dumbfounded.

I don't know..WTF la..he just left the classroom like this? He should just explain his stand, and convince everyone, even if he was pissed by that remark, storming off is not the way a teacher should behave.

I know i still young and childish, but i guarantee plus chop that i will never just walk off like this if i'm the teacher.

He is stressed...yea...hai..So in the end, i asked my friend to go opologise to him. It absolutely distressing.

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Haiz...

Neber mind, i talk something more positive.

Last weekend, i went to Pulau Hantu with Toddycats! peeps. Enjoyed the stay there. Temporary break and relaxation.

Total people: 9
Place: Pulau Hantu
Stay: 2days 1 night


That's the ship we booked to travel to Hantu. Dua ki.


All of us, except the photographer.


West Pier. Group photo. As shown, i'm the youngest and the cutest

After the trip, i was known for being a 'pro' at cards and monkey for climbing tree to pluck coconut. Everyone was staring at the sweet sweet coconuts. Wishing some monkeys to pluck for them.




Yea, graduates just stand below and try to come out with a safe way to pluck them.




To no avail. So, me, being the brave and hero, decided to give a try to climb the coconut tree. I gripped my legs firmly to the tree, ignoring the ants all around the bark. With a jack-knife clamped between my lips, i use all my energy to move -- slowly, bit by bit -- up the tree, closing up the distance between me and the coconut.

Finally, i reached the top, twisted and turned, and 3 coconuts fell. Yea, my job was done. The picture to show you how 'tall' the tree was:



Heehee...short right? But i got balls to climb kay. Nuff' said.