Today rocks!

An interesting day. I met five different groups of friends today.

Started the morning with checkup. Then to get a replacement for my spoiled ipod at wheellock orchard. Yes, i don't have the warranty shit, and yet i managed to sweet-talk the customer service officer (who was quite chio) to give me a replacement. Actually this kinda thing bobian one la..who ask me so shuai. -_-"
I walked around the store, while she processed my particulars and stuffs. And then i realised, Apple@orchard have alot of chio bus! leh! One hand count also not enough. Shiok lo.

Next, happily i wenta borders read book for 1.5hr, passing my time, before meeting dear Clement for pooling at Toa Payoh. And as i entered borders, i saw one customer officer pushing the cart of books. Wah, her figure very very nice lo. Push cart also got style, like sashaying liddat. But abit old, around 20 i guess. However, lim peh like older girls. Hee hee...

Assy Clement and Zhongwei were late la. by 45minutes! I was like WTF. I don't like late la, but always tolerate people late also abit jiao right? Pissed lo. But well, they spent time come down play with me, so fair enough la.

Then was visit to meet me cousin at Tanjong Pagar, her workplace. International Plaza coffee bean. Lim peh pay, good, the first time i pay, cost around 20bucks. *dots*

Afterwhich was a visit to my classmate Yong Hwa at Eunos. He's down with Wilson's disease. Sad dude, reminds me of my sad sad past. The struggles everything. Abit introspective mood i was.

Then, since the night is young, i asked small little Emily out for dinner and movie. Of course, GOING OUT with me is an HONOUR, so she agreed. I also asked Ms Lim Hui Min la, don't say i pian xin, but is she not free lo. Sai!

She said she just came back from town.

"I went town shopping and took photos with mom."
"Neoprints? Your mom so trendy"
"No la, professional photos."
"No wonder you go colour your eyelids. Like sai like that!" *giggles*
*diao*
-oops-

Me: "Have you grown taller?"
Em: "Err.."
Me: "Actually, i think is your shoes grew taller."
*diao*


We went watch 'Huo Yuan Jia aka fearless', not that nice, average movie. Sai leh, i treat leh. My lwee, so waste la. Then, i met Clement at j8, he came "woOo~" at us. WTF!! I stunned tio. However, the worst is i met jiaying, she came forward and say 'hi' somemore. Freakin' embarrassed.

*Jiaying walking towards me*
-Stunned, who is this girl?-
*regconise her*
'Shit.'

And yar, that's how my day ended. After movie, sent that joker home. Balestier leh. Far kay. Then, two rides back to home sweet home...

p/s: Readers, this post meant for my reference of a very beary good good day. If you find it boring, refrain from reading, go to http://www.overheardinsingapore.com/ for stupid conversations eavesdropped in Singapore.

Plagiarised from my friend. i know both ME, and WEI CHENG.
Both are clever chaps...

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Stayed back after PE and ate lunch with weicheng and weiyang.


~while boiling our cup noodles~
me : does covering up the noodle helps? We can just eat now, right!?
weiyang : Actually it does. The air pressure increases..... heat loss reduced.... boils faster
weicheng : no! actually not because of air pressure, it boils because....blah blah
me : .......


~after eating cup noodle~
weicheng : does protein coagulate in water
weiyang : ya why?
weicheng : i noticed the egg pieces sink into the soup
weiyang : oooh yes. The protein coagulates, clump together due to hydrophobic properties. It gets denser and siiink
me : ^^" amaaaziing.... ~


~drinking packet drinks~
weicheng : what happens if you suck this drink when you put the straw horizonally?
weiyang : it is easier to suck.
weicheng : ya... blah blah..... p=hpg.... pressure difference....easier to suck....
me : -.-


It is amazing how simple lunch of cup noodles can be a form of glorification for science. haha....

Two weeks liao..no comments no nothing...i'm so sad. Readership dropped. Wah..

On a serious note, school started, and i'd been busy slacking all these while, doing homework halfheartedly, and blah blah.

I did have time to dota. But nah, never play much.

I did not do well for my class tests. I don't know why, i felt that my standard dropped like shit. Not longer the high high marks i want, yet also not the acceptable marks lo.

So lim peh will become a mugger back again. And resurface...

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On a lighter note, there wasn't much interesting things that happened to me. If you count being a CT rep aka monitor aka sai kang is an interesting thing. Then congratulations, you are a sadist.

Not much time to catch up with my other friends, i'd been only with my classmates, and that's it. I reckon some of my other friends already abit cold to me liao. No talk nothing.

But never mind, those that cherish friendsship, are those who will approach you and make the first move. (Not that i didn't hoh.) I know quite abit of my friends will. =)

I felt that sometimes, trying so hard to be a person's friend, yet that person just give a neutral noncalent demeanour. No point la hoh. Just like jio-ing a girl, if she play hard to get, give excuses, avoid siam and siam it's alright. Be patient. The fruit will ripen someday. But after a certain time, just give up. It's kinda too much to play with people's feeling for so long.

Okay, not happening to me anyway.

Argh, what a girly post...

My nipples!!!

Nicholas birthday party. Mafians bought him seaweed facial cream. Chose by dearest Yawen, idea given by me, encouragement by Victor.

The birthday party very shiok. Nicholas really wu lwee. Book one whole tavern for his party. 21st birthday ma, grand abit.

All my camp i, high fivers were there. Not long after my arrival, my nipples were pinched, after i disturbed stupid joe. He grabbed, twisted and turned. Very pain, i cringe at one corner, then asshole victor came, said something very comforting

"One side pain, pinch another side, to equalise the pain."

So he grabbed, twisted and turned. I almost cried. They shouted hooray. Fuck ass. I realised there were two blue-blacks on each side of my nice nice nipples...

Very pain..

I suffered the rest of the night...psst, just joking, i enjoyed myself la! Bitching and pooling with kuku-asshole joe and amy and sheeni and gwendolyn and yawen and victor and john and rasul and bryant.

Left at around 11.40. PLayed slapping with lame Sheeni in MRT. Everyone looking at us, high-fivers are so childish. She key siao, she stood behind the door, waiting to give me a last tight slap on my back before i left the train.

*Slap* I chsed her back and hooted her HARD HARD. *Slaps* And i rushed out of the train.

It was then i realised i hit something soft...wobbly i don't know.

So ermm..too late to opologise. Who ask her bully me...

But i sent a sms to rasul.

"eh..i think i hit something soft...sorry..wahahahas..tell sheeni."

Bankrupt
I back-posted this post, to the day when it happened.

Friday night. Long time ago, i promised this small little girl, Emily Lee Jie Yu, that i will treat her dinner if EVER she returned to Singapore.

Yea, she returned on the 3rd of Jan. I sms and sms her, to her austrialia phone, ask her what time reach. But she never reply. (Later then i realised her sim card is with her boyfriend. -_-)

She is still as short as ussual!!! I see her liao, i laugh. HAHAHAA~ SO SHORT~

I thought she don't know about Singapore liao. So i brought her go clarke quay eat dinner! WHAT THE FUCK OKAY!!! i thouhgt clarke quay very nice to walk and chat lo...but eating dinner there, can die one. I brouhgt along Ms Lim Hui Min along, so at least people wouldn't say i paedophile, go out with small little girl.

We ate dinner. Enuff' said.

Then, coz' my dearest ah bwee birthday on Saturday ma, and he treating me and friends on sunday. So i dragged two small girls pei me go buy pressie. Eh, DON'T PLAY PLAY hoh, some people got bf one lo, know what guys like.

Perfume. I bought one box. Enuff' said.

Ms Lim got curfew. So bobian, to prevent her mother niam and niam, so we sent her home. She very hum ji, say her house there very dark dark, then she very scared.

But i told her alot of times don't scared. Coz' nothing will happen to her one. The most rob nia, nothing else. Unless the stupid guy is blind la.

Then, after that, i sent Ms Lee home. I asked her wanna walk or take bus. Thee rain wasn't that heavy or torrential, therefore, we being 'lang man' people, decided to walk in the drizzle home. However, drizzle my ass! we got down bus, rain started to get heavy. (Not that heavy actually)

She brought me walk those dark dark path, i so scared. The road was long la, about 20minutes. Me, being a nice and sweet and wonderful guy, i used one pastic bag to cover her head. Quite disgusting la, coz' me and her not stead ma, stand so close, so er xin. (Maybe she also feel the same way also? hahaha...but ermm, maybe she shiok i also don't know.) =P

Sent until her house. Then i saw one early thirties woman walking with an umbrella. All drenched. I immediately seek shelter from her.

Walk halfway she said,
"So nice of you, send your girlfriend home. Sweet leh."

I say "Pui...this kind of girl where got want!!" (jk)

But Ms Lee nice girl la...she helped me choose pressie.
And enjoyed the stupid questions she asked during the walk home.
Of course, must thank Ms Lim to pei me, and pay 20bucks! hahahas...

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New year's conversation...(isn't very nice anyway...)

just after midnight....rather sore that i couldn't go for countdown...and this happens:

One msg...i happy liao...=) says:
bye 'dear' (c i so sweet)
eshana over the sea and far away says:
-_-
eshana over the sea and far away says:
why do ppl always " " me
One msg...i happy liao...=) says:
eh..u wan me call u DEAR ar
eshana over the sea and far away says:
NO
One msg...i happy liao...=) says:
u wan mi die ar!
eshana over the sea and far away says:
actually
eshana over the sea and far away says:
ya i want u die
eshana over the sea and far away says:
but not by calilng me tt thankew
eshana over the sea and far away says:
u say tt
eshana over the sea and far away says:
i die first
eshana over the sea and far away says:
not good.
One msg...i happy liao...=) says:
oi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!