Today was chinese AO paper. Was relatively easy, hope i can score high.
After the paper, i was called by my chinese teacher. She asked or rather forced me to 'dui da an' (match answers) with her. I reluctantly brought out my question paper and told her of my answer.

It was terribly frightening and embarrassing. We stood infront of the main gate, and 'dui da an'. One mistake and she will stamp her feet on the ground, and hit my head. So malu loh. But luckily, i only got 3 wrong. Kan sad. 3 wrong equals 9 marks. And my han zhi got 3 dn't know. And so paper 2 deducted 15marks liao.

WTF!!! But she was rather pleased lah. Coz' i didn't write those weird and funny and morally unright essays. I hope i will do well. I want A de loh...

Yup yup...must also thank dear Cornelius Boon Jia Sheng for putting his msn personal message as "Haapy B'dae Weisiong."
And dear Heng Zhongwei for putting his msn personal message as "oh my darling Weisiong~happy birthday!"

When the hell i become his darling. I no gay. But never mind, i scared his ehem ehem jealous, then find people hoot me.

My cousin came my house, Ms Teo Xin Yu to celebrate my birthday, and pei mi eat dinner with family. And bullied me.

And thanks Ms Christina Tan Eng Siew for her 'rainbow' postmail and card. But she never plan before she write...lots of correction tape!!! But never mind. Thanks..

My dear Ms Lim Hui Min for dedicating her last part of her blog post to me.
It writes "Anyway, shall end this post by wishing WEISIONG didi a happy 17th birthday! May all his wishes come true... (:"

I need to further elaborate her xin yi. She claimed she tired last night, but wanted to pei me wait till 12 midnight. But i chased her offline to bed. However, that joker did not sleep. She sent me a msg still exactly at midnight.

Yup yup. I also need to thank Ms Teo Qian Qian, Ms Ng Mei Ying, Ms Pang Shumei, Ms Clement Ng Kiat Hui for ssending me birthday msg at 12midnight.

And others like Ms Koh May Ying, My OGL Ms Lily Tan, Ms Avril Ho WenYing, Tan Hui Xin who also wished me Happy birthday.

Lastly, my good pal Mr Nabei, Shum Chee How, said he wanna be unique. So he said happy birthday to me at 11.59pm 29October. And he think it's very funny, and unique.
But i think that was uniquely nabei. So he was nabei-ed by me.

However, i felt that i should be a nice guy to thank everyone. Gam xia!

Thanks to my dearest Ms Lim Hui Min who wanted to find me a pressie ard City Hall, but couldn't find anything, as she is super noob at shopping. Then she decided to do something, hand-made for me. Haven't seen it yet, hope it's nothing obscene. But anyway, i asked her not to buy or give me pressie, got xin yi can le. but she stubborn.

So anyway, thank you. Thank you for your midnight msg, for tahan-ing so long though you super sleepy. jie jie rocks!

And my sincere thankiew to Mr. Aaron Lim Zhe Yu, Ms. Teo Qian Qian, Mr. Clement Ng Kiat hui, Mr. Heng Zhongwei, Ms Pang Shu Mei, Ms. Belinda Cheng Shi Xu, Ms Goh Kah Yee, Ms Lim Jie Wen and etc etc...

These are the jokers who remembered my birthday. =)

This week is boring!

Was quite shocked today as Ms Mok Shiqi, Ms Yvette Poon and Ms Tong Peishan gave me a pressie! Was quite touched by them! They were constantly being bullied by me, almost everyday -- PeiShan for being short, Shiqi for being bai kah, and Yvette for being dumbass. YET they gave me pressie!!!!

They gave me an oversized cup. With pooh design on it. Nice, was quite flattered by what is wrote on it.

"Pooh
Good-natured, naive Pooh calls himself 'a bear of very little brain' But what he lacks in sophisticated understanding, he more than makes up for with his imagination. And his whimsical ideas often make everything turn out right, quite by accident."

What a description...don't suit me

Good Ms Emily Lee Jie Yu sent me birthday card! But i reckon she no cheng yi, coz' she sent too early liao. Got cheng yi one then will send at the exact day. (calculate accurately how postman/post office work) But neber mind, people austrialia, got 'ah du' liao, so give chance, later tio hatam.

Will translate the card into english, coz' she wrote in mixed chinese and english =chilish

again old liao ba...hahax..finally 17 la..hapi boh? Aniwaex, happy burfdae ar...see me so good leh, major exam coming also never forget ur birthday..gan dong boh? (cannot dun gan dong!)

aniwae, see your face, don't hit u 17times, wan hit oso can't..also see that you birthday, don't 'suan' you..(wait till exam over den talk to you)..'why am i so nice? haiz...'

And yar, i wanted attach pressie together send one, but hoh, i'm a 'wu qing wu yi de ren' (u ownself say one), so i dun treaat u good good liao...so one card enough le...

Okay lah, write here write there also cannot write long..so wish you:happy birthday, body healthy, black black fat fat. FASTER FIND GIRLFRIEND, open open heart heart de...


ge pi! You think she so good think of giving me pressie meh. She act act nia loh! Can guess one..But if you reading, then must THANK YOU lot lot for your card. Anyway, find gf then will happy happy meh? If gf is you this kind then liao...=X

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Went Marina with Cheng Siong, May Ying and Ms Hon. Nice dinner loh, free treat leh! Dear Ms Hon treated us. We eat until shiok shiok. Cs is so cute, i like pinching his face still!!! Can't resist the temptation.

I typed out one interesting conversation about bras, but deleted it coz' it's not suited to the public. And to protect someone from embarrassment..

haha..the nite was nice lah...we jiaowei alot..Esplanade got lots of chio bus, those office working young ladies. Fetish for them...and their long hairs...so chiooo!

What i wanna say is something more relevent, more important.

TOday upon dismissal, my bio teacher talked to me, constructive comments.

"Your paraphrasing sucks!"

"dotz..."

"You know why your grades always like that? Coz' your sentence awkward loh. I tell u lah, you go buy redspot TYS, then go read their answer, and learn to answer like them. Your knowledge is there one loh!"

"Yea, i know i clever." *grins*

"dotz..."

Then, we talked about her professor, i know Peter Ng. Michelle said he is very the sarcastic. So the only way to counter him is to be sarcastic back..then we chat and chat lah, to staff room, before she say she want go toilet...

It waas then i realised i got not bad a biology teacher after all. Though she always suan and insult me, she still CARES about me. Look at the rest of my teachers, no one seemed to really care. EXCEPT, my physics teacher, who only know how to strangle me and threaten call my parents..key siao one...

She seen my mistakes, she told me, and gave me solutions. Good teacher right? I don't know. I find her typical of biology graduates. That sarcasm, the way she bring herself, and most importantly, the way she address my problems/ difficulties??..i don't know..i find it common and typical of bio graduates to act in a certain manner, not proven to be true.

I started to like her, as in the 'like' for a teacher. But, sadly, today is already the last lesson she's teaching us. She will not be teaching us next year.

Is life like this? When u start to like something, but it's too late, and gone....


"Why do you want to teach?"

"Don't know. I don't like working in outside world."

"you enjoy teaching?"

"sort of. I like your class. You guys are very different and interesting... ... ..."


Learn to cherish, before it's too late...

Gonna type my results...far from expectation...but okay lah..won't feel so sad about it.

General Paper 48% (??)
Chinese 49% (C6)
Maths 69% (B)
Physics 50% (D)
Biology 52% (D)
Chemistry 77% (A)

Sucky right? i expected at least A or B for physics. So much for me...sobx...
I'm only contented with chemistry. =(

But, never mind, bygones be bygones, work harder next time liao. Promise will study and not slip out to play play jalan jalan during my promos. =)

Chen Laoshi got one, i wanna have oone too!



That's a blob..a useless one indeed. To brighten up my bloggie.

Your Blog Should Be Yellow

You're a cheerful, upbeat blogger who tends to make everyone laugh. You are a great storyteller, and the first to post the latest funny link. You're also friendly and welcoming to everyone who comments on your blog.

What Color Should Your Blog or Journal Be?

Very very tired.

Time i reached home

Monday -6.30pm [went school, house, toa payoh, corn's house, whampoa cc]

Tuesday -10.00pm [ J8, bugis, national library, marina bay, ang mo kio central, ang mo kio library)

Wednesday -slacking day at home.

Thursday -10.00pm (J8, suntec, raffles city shopping centre, wheellock, takashimaya, clarke quay riverside point)

Friday -11.45pm (Whampoa CC, house, Raffles museum)

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It was a gathering of some sort. Met new faces, made new friends and hmm...reunion with old buddies. Tio suaned by dear Wei Song, Marcus, Airani and Yueat Tin. I met the botanist, Kai Xin. The pro Zeehan. The naggy teacher Angeline. The girl who i met at BBQ and pei me home, Sy Wei. The one who recgonise me, but i don't recgonise her, November. Ms old, Oi Yee. Lame joker, who never made me laugh my ass out, Ivan. A bugger that loves bugs, Gwynne. Her good friend, Shi hui. The shy shy Tinh ky. And some more who i can't think of.

Was guided through the museum by Kai Xin. She rocks kay. She just walked us around without telling us much stories. But neber mind, we enjoyed can liao. Finally got chance see those collections. Got one crocodile, like got my body length, tio squashed up into a shelf loh. So pathetic, but quite furnie. I heartless ma..

Then, got one infant monkey, also tio squashed up in bottle. yucks. Then, the adult monkey beside it was like smiling loh...Then, i kuai lan, started to wave. But the monkey very the dao, don't want wave back.

"Haiyo, monkey si liao lah. Play play play. haunt you then you know ar."

*i chuckles*

Scary leh. Now still got the monkey picture in my mind. Then, that place quite eerie one. The backyard all those places, nobody one. Quiet quiet. Don't think couple also dare go there...

Got quite abit to talk about. But i very shacked. Played badminton 3.5hrs. Then chiong all the way NUS. Then play and jiaowei with them, walk around the museum. 3 storeys kay. Very big kay. Tired kay. Then, train all the way home. Shagged. I need sleep. koonx...

Okay, today is Thursday. Yesterday was Wednesday. Duh..

I spent Wednesday at home. Read Yvette's Ice Station. She good girl, she lent me coz' i find find two months liao, then cannot find.

Was at national library. I typed the computer.

"Ice station Matthew Reilly"

Computer search results: On loan!

"nabei you"

Computer search results: On loan!

"loan your sai."

Computer search results: No author matched 'loan your sai'

"yeayea"

Computer stuck...

Stuck...

"you call yourself national library?"

Computer search results: Please specify your search.

"specify your sai"

Computer search results: Thank you. Search in progress...

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So i dulan. Can't find. So luckily got Yvette lend me.

Today went out with Aaron. He want buy pressie for his junior. Imagine one joker who never buy me, his goodie goodie frenz, any pressie, but this girl....

I suggested buying "Sex appeal." , "sexual relationship", blah blah..got one very ncie, i forgot title...

But he hum ji, scared the girl slap him. And so far two of my best friends are hum jiS. Okay, i admit i also hum ji, but i at least dare to give a girl 'sex appeal' de book for birthday pressie. Not that i kanjiao, sometimes, this kinda book helps you in your life.

Sex, is an integral part of life. Chim huh? But sex, not as in oral sex, anal sex, or casual sex. All these are optional in Sex.

But my topic is not about sex, all these books are actually about finding love. How you are attracted to the opposite sex and vice versa. It's the attraction, dammit, unless you gay, lesbian, homo, trans. From ancient times, men erected!

So, actually, it's good to know a little bit about love and sex. For general knowledge, GP understand?

Night sucks. Dinner sucks. i waited 45minutes for 3 jokers to reach Clarke Quay. Imagine, me alone at Clarke Quay, breeze so shiok, couples so intimate. I felt fucking lonely. Listening to the 'bum bum' boat, pulses of hip-hop music, whispers of couples, sounds of romantic kissing. And i stood, alone by the bridge, watching the boat make ripples on the stagnant Singapore River, staring at riverside point buzzing with life.

It would be good if i'm sad. coz' it will definitely make me sadder.

But, i'm not sad. I just came from Orchard, parting with my dear Aaron. What an atmosphere. The thing was, they were regular latecomers, and i HATE latecomers. I'm most of the time punctual. I should have left the place. I don't know. I'm rather pissed. The whole dinner, i was quiet. They talked about things that doesn't relate to me. Thus, i don't know how to respond. They thought i'm still pissed...

Shrugs...life is like that. You wait for people, they show up, not even a sorry was said. You help people, they got help, not even a thank you was said. Is the society so unappreciative? Or is it just a few of them?

Today is Tuesday...

I went out with Chee How. One of my best friend, but he is the most nabei also. Coz' got girl liao, then ignore me for a year. This is the first time in 2005 he asked me out, and i met him.

Guess what? With random luck and combinations, we wore the same shoes, jeans and white shirts. We looked like twins in disguise. We were centre parting, almost same height (he taller by abit, coz he eat more stuffs than me, i eat more steriod than him, so stun growth). Both of us were quite tanned, our physique looked quite the same. But if you were to ask who is the shuai one, i gotta say it's me.

Reason? Coz' he's bloody attached! Got it?

But i was very happy. For so many similarities, we had one NOT IN COMMON. I never EVER like Melissa. HAHAHA...i think this difference proves to be a great difference that separates us. ( One dumbass and one smart guy) --the latter being me.

We walked bugis, national library. We went all the way to 13storeys w/o using the lifts, plainly escalator! We rocks right? And we went into Lee Kong Cheun Library! The damn dumb library that doesn't allow you to bring your bag in.

Then, we went marina bay. For god-knows-what reason. Then we made our way bck to Ang Mo Kio. I NEED TO MAKE A POINT CLEAR: we took bus all the way. coz' poly people re pathetic asses, that doesn't have much lwee to take MRT.

I chio them. Not am chio, is chio loud loud. Coz' JC students pay 45cents nia, take terminal to terminal also 45cents. One char Kueh Teow can sit to 4 terminals, but unfortunately, poly jokers one char kueh teow can only sit one terminal, sit some more, cook char kueh teow, then throw into the 'coin box'.

At Ang Mo Kio library, something quite dumb happened. But i shan't elaborate it. If i said it, i make Chee How no man. People will say he hum ji, bo giu (no balls). So won't say. But through the incident, i realised he treat his girl very good. Like how a chicken incubate its chicks, a trainer and the dog (oops, cannot liddat say, i mean loyal in this case, not saying they dog.)

However, i enjoyed going out with this jiao kia. I taught him alot of things. Sick things. Then, after the day, he became the ultimate sick guy. I never think of those dirty shits, he didi force me admit i thinking. An example:

"Actually, i like older girls."

"Coz' their breast more developed right?"

"... ... ..."

"Don't gey gey, act act, i know you like that think."

"... ... ..."

See, so he got more bian tai. (Not to say he formally not bian tai, for he last itme was titled "Se Gui") Thanks to me. =)

If you are reading and cursing me, i would like to offer you my sincerest 'am chio' i can ever afford. who ask you blue moon then go out with me. Got gf then dua liap isit?

Nice day at first. Physics paper.

Corn and Zhongwei came my house...
Corn say my TV dua dua...plasma watch movie darn shiok...
So i ask him go geylang earn enough go buy one enough himself...

I only wanted to blog one thing about Monday.
That is, i very the malu. Only my dear Clement knew...
Coz' at bus-stop, got one chio bu stand infront of me, then si eh chio ma, so i good guy wanna share nice things with friends.

"*whispers* "Corn, the girl infront of us very chio."

*loudly* "which girl blue shirt?"

He damn nabei. Say so loud. The girl sure heard loh. Very the malu liao...

Then, went bus, i thought she at lower deck, so we at upper deck, then i told them.

"She chio loh. you all never see."

Blah blah..Then guess what? Alleluia, damn unlucky loh. She just sitting two seats away from me. I was like wtf...SO malu, i wanna poke my head into clement's shirt. Though i can't stand his perfume, but to hide that embarrassment, also worth it...

Argh...SAD!!

And i keep missing during badminton...

Your Brain is 80.00% Female, 20.00% Male

Your brain leans female You think with your heart, not your head Sweet and considerate, you are a giver But you're tough enough not to let anyone take advantage of you!

What Gender Is Your Brain?

damn..dangerously female..something wrong with the setter...okay, i promise i will re-do..

Your Brain is 53.33% Female, 46.67% Male

Your brain is a healthy mix of male and female You are both sensitive and savvy Rational and reasonable, you tend to keep level headed But you also tend to wear your heart on your sleeve

What Gender Is Your Brain?

That's better...

Ni nabeh...I promise i will do well in physics! But then turn out like that...Knn...kan sad..
You know sad? Sad jiu shi shang xin! You know shang xin? Shang xin coz' of physics paper. Knn...shang xin means blog to vent anger, and blog to vent anger means lots of vulgar to make myself happy. Lan cheow...knn...ni nabei...say until i shiok, and till i happy. When i happy means end post.

End post means no more. Get it?

Today quite an interesting day.

After chinese promos, i went to MY's house to wait for CS. Actually we wanted to meet the rest of our primary school clique, but coz' of damn promos, i called the rest and kena scolded "key siao ni nabei, i want to mug!"

Therefore, left we all three jokers...both of them are poly jokers. So they kan free, only me make the most sacrifice! Coz' today is supposedly the second day of my promos only.

Coming back, actually i don't dare anyhow go girl's house without their parents at home. So i said unless her parents at home, then i dare to go...But she kanjiao, she replied:

"Neh lah, parents not at home, but never mind lah. Scared i rape you is it?"

"Of course lah. i scared u luan luan lai. Lock me in your house...and..."

"... ..."

So, in the end, she ji tao bobian, say her sister boyfriend at home, so can come.

So went i did...I knock and knock, she don't want open door, i tried melody like *triple knocks*, *eleven knocks* but she deaf, or guai lan, i dunno, just don't want open door. Until i call her, then she kai da men let mi enter. *kan sart*

I started to wave around the house, but no one waved back. Coz' no one at home. Only
her sister bf staring at computer doing work. So he also never wave, not he dao lah, if you see one siao gina anyhow wave, you also won't key siao wave bck right?

Kan sian at her messy room, stuffy loh. Her fan broken down. Then window close halfway. She watching "beauty and love", some drama sequel about concubines here concubines there sha each other until shiok. And lots of enuech!

She asked me entertain myself. SO i amused myself with her neoprints on her table, and interesting sweets. After which i fiddled with my laptop, then tio Zhongwei and Cornelius suan me about someone. Like very shiok liddat, chao gays...eh wrong, zhongwei already got *ehem ehem*..haha...

Entertain myself until tired liao..so i went to sleep. Her bed kan sart! lots of dust one, i can smell dust one loh. They smell like air, but got that feeling is dust. Then, her bolster hard and rough. So difficult hug. But i think her pillow still alright. Comfortable enough to be a pillow...

Before i sleep i still tio threaten....

"Be careful i rape you hoh..."

Say until i don't dare sleep long long...

Then meet CS liao, wanted go Pasir Ris de, but landed up in Tampines. And we three order 'mixed platter'! Cafe Cartel. Then drinks. Bai chi MY order some oreo milk, look like shit loh, black sticky shit on white creamy milk. Disgusting. Don't dare try. CS order latte.

We all very wu lwee. We eat till 50bucks, we heart not pain...But quite long never spend so much liao. Go home tio kan then say. Promos what, also can't spend too much.

Movie about 'red shoes' at 5pm. Dumb show, korean / japanese people *kunichochi kihikihi* i also don't understand. Then no storyline one, the person die liao, then she can suddenly wake up and become key siao. Cinemaa bo nang one. Only 3 of us, one lame middle age zhabor, one malay zhabor, and four other teenagers (one quite chio tsk tsk).

MY damn hum chee, she sit between us. Then she cover her ears for almost half of the movie. Dunno she hearing what sai. But she hoy seh, can predict frightening part one. Behind the movie scare everyone, she screamed liao, then even me this kind also chua tio. heart beat very fast. Watch movie with this kinda girl kan challenging. Scream for no daiji, then key siao di di laugh. Suddenly, scratch me, then rub her hnds against mine.

however, i infer CS suffer more than me, coz he more dua ki, and thus got more 'protection (an quan gan)', therefore MY will piss him more than she piss me.

CS damn sart. Can koon de loh...say the movie lame until koon. Then tell us stories about bookies and loansharks..rocks.

And, GV Tampines Sucks! Their threatette got mosquitoes! Ni nabei. Bit me loh. Bit me four. All different location somemore. MY wearing tanktop, more surface area, but mosquitoes also zhong se qing you, aim me. "Nabei, hear me? I won't go there let you bite me anymore!"

After movie, went Toa Payoh Centre. We took 31. Kan sart, from one terminal to the other.

Then, i bored, and remembered something, so i message Belinda.

"eh, i forgot take my tutorial back from you...sorry hoh..got chance then take back next week."

"-.- heavy you know..so forgetful..lousy.."
(I never even reprimand you for not reminding me! Must be too engrossed in your ehem ehem)

"yeayea...you hapi that i never see you..and you owe me three whacks on your ass..haha...i will remember one asshole.."

"You whack me i burn your tutorials..."
(empty threats..*wink wink*)

"burn ur ass ar! I going toa payoh now..u dare burn i make sure you no night no day!"

"I also go tpy..you think you very big isit..big ass that is."
(Isn't that MEAN of a girl?)

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At this point, MY snatch my phone after seeing the 'displeasure' on my face, she knew i tio suaned.

"hi his friend here..wanna join us for pool...at toa payoh nw le..."

"not interested since tt cheong ass is there...wadeva pooling mood willbe gone if i play with a 58kg bear"
(THAT IS DAMN DAMN DAMN MEAN MEAN MEAN!!!!)

"wei..u asshole...i take back my phone liao..she want see you loh..so jiao..."

"Don't want, i haven eat dinner nor lunch..wan makan..see you sure no appt..later gastric."
(gastric deserve it loh)

Therefore, i had listed many examples how bad Belinda is, and how good MY is. She should learn from MY. Though both also bullied me, but MY never remember my WEIGHT and strange nickname.

The best is CS. He damn nice to hug. I look forward to hugging him. I touch him alot today. Kan shiok! (I no gay)...