What the .....

You Are 50% Boyish and 50% Girlish

You are pretty evenly split down the middle - a total eunuch. Okay, kidding about the eunuch part. But you do get along with both sexes. You reject traditional gender roles. However, you don't actively fight them. You're just you. You don't try to be what people expect you to be.

How Boyish or Girlish Are You?

Yesterday was nice. I went to watch 'The Myth' aka "shen hua". The girl is nice. The plot is nice. The story did indeed touched me, as in emotionally lingered in me.
So, won't say much, go watch...

I watched at Lido. My friend's 'friend'...

(donno can consider 'friend' or something more intimate..but that joker, my friend, woo her so long, then she wu dong yu zhong. I tell him don't bai chi liao, he scold mi lan cheow, say he very zhong xin gen gen...okay, so much about him and her, just know my friend is bo chi...and the girl can't make up her mind.)

...was working there. And she asked him got time go visit her. No exact place in mind, he just knew she working at some tents outside taka.

One conversation goes like that.

Me: "you siao eh. So many tents, which one?"

He: "walk lah. Sure can find, she very pretty. Can spot easily."

Me: "arghh..u lan cheow!"

Anyway, we found her in less than 5minutes. She look like someone i know. Don't want say name. Geez, those gentle gentle innocent one. When they meet, is like they never even talk to each other. She just gave a 'cheese' sign. I say he 'bo ji'. I pei him stand down at her booth for like 10minutes, DOING NOTHING!

I said to her: "He want one hotdog and two fishballs."

She smile and reply: "Sorry, no sell fishballs leh. Three dogs want not?"

I controlled my laughter...She indeed is innocent.

Then, we walked off, and my friend tio scolding from me. I say he hum chee dunno how many times. Until he dulan, he walked back and say "hi".

Then they talk. Apparently she messaged him "You check your two balls there not?"

She wasn't that innocent and pure after all.

Such sweet girls, tactful enough, hard to find. No wonder he so zhong xin geng geng.

Today, my friend rocks. He wrote something like this to his friend .(a gal)


=- says:
if i go watch movie i ask u go out will u go?
۞™ says:
unless you ask May to go..
۞™ says:
then i'll go..
۞™ says:
haha..
۞™ says:
wah..
۞™ says:
you mean you and me only is it
۞™ says:
haha..
۞™ says:
maybe..
=- says:
dao =(

I tried that to my friends. Most gave funny responses...No one dare to give a definite yes, coz they say i maybe got some scheme behind my back. Haiz...wo shi pi zhe yang pi de lang...

What a thing to say...=(

Saturday was cleanup at beach. Actually this thing not my business one, coz i hun mangrove de, but i give cecilia aka Chen Kee face, so i go help him.

HE gave me Punggol. That place damn wulu. I need to walk past grass patch which was fenced up, will tio prosecutd one. Cecilia told me if see people, must lie flat on floor, then when target leave liao, must count 'knn, knn, knn, 30times' then can get up. But that day, i wear white loh, and carrying black trash bag, so easy tio spotted. More likely they ignore me coz i cleaner.

Shiok ah, only got 7 people turned up. All from the Land Authority , no wonder they got passion for their land. Maybe they go act act clean beach, their hidden agenda is to see whether there can reclaim more land not.

The in-charge damn hiong, damn shuai. Damn tall, i reach his shoulder nia, low-blow him very easy. I brought 15 hard cotton gloves there, and they nabei, don't want use my gloves, they prefer use tongs! Kanjiao, they pick litters like turtle like that. Buey tahan, they enjoyed the sun loh.

Cannot say too much lah. I wanted to comment on one of the girl one. Her body quite nice, got contours one. Nuff' Said. But i got take quite alot of pictures, heehee, you know lah..can enjoy at home, tsktsk. Joke hoh. I no bian tai.

NUS damn zai. They book 20 seater bus, then duadua 40seaters come. And NUS productivity also very high. That bus fetch 8 person nia, and go east coast, then changi, then pasir ris, then punngol. Kanjiao. I think the bus driver sure very dulan. Waste his petrol.

So he revenge. Since i last one get down, and supposedly first one to board the bus. He never come pick mi out when i finished. I WAS LITERALLY STUCK IN PUNGGOL!!!

"Uncle, you reach liao buey?"

"Sorry lah, i on my way liao. dang awhile hoh."

15minutes passed...

"Uncle, you tio jam isit?"

"hannah. I speed liao. Sorry."

30minutes passed...

I walked up and down the road, saying "knn, knn, knn, knn..." Quite comical lah. In the end, i laughed at myself.
Then i stand under one tree, like pu ti tree liddat one, got one altar on the trunk. Stand long liao, i enlightened, then bus no need pick me liao.

I went in to Punggol Holiday Inn there, to release myself. Then saw one girl playing guitar. She not bad. I mean her skills lah. Nothing else nice liao. But not bad, quite friendly chap.

She play the song i all don't know. She worst than Zhou Jie Lun, don't know she gong simi lj. One conversation goes like this.

"You adkal djkaf kejhfds?"

"huh?"

"You dsf kldfkj djkalsd?"

"huh?"

"You eqwiobj djkafhi ldfak?"

"huh?"

"You dafksjfhsa?"

"No."

Finally. Silence....Enjoying the sea breeze and crow calling...

"Beachie jkhfuisaei ait?"

"(Knn)Okie."

"aindt jkld?"

"(wtf) Okie."

And i didi okie okie, i think i okay until she dulan. Don't want play guitar liao. Then she started humming song. I listen there like bai chi liddat.

yar, I remembered, i told her about why i'm in punggol.

15min pased...

Nabei. Bus finally zoom zoom come liao. Driver didi sorry sorry. I dulan, but i smiled him. He relieved. But in my heart i 'knn' him more than 100times.

Today is Cheng Puay, Yueat Tin and my big day!
We had ICCS today..It went smoothly, success loh.
It's been quite some time since i last feel stressed...

VJC, NUS and SAS were very gung-ho. They really cleaned up the mangrove.
I was running up and down to take care of the schools who were cleaning up. Making sure nothing goes wrong, that's the role of the coordinator though. *keekee*

Pictures: http://coastalcleanup.nus.edu.sg/galleries.html

And finally project over. Will go to Punggol next Saturday to help Chen Kee with his beach cleanup. And tomorrow will be warming BBQ session before beach cleanup

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Was talking to VJC girls when the cleanup was going to end.
One of them was waiting for me to leave first before they leave...
And i'm supposed to make sure they leave first before me...
So we stood there and talked cock for like 20minutes before realising we were both waiting for each other.
And there was this girl, upon realising, she kept laughing.
The way she laugh was rather cute, and she tried to cover her mouth while laughing, a gentle girl's posture, but her hands were filled with mud..
So her lips were stained with mangrove mud...
It made her laugh even more.
Very funny. She's cute.

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Zhongning, Ada and Amanda was there, the three musketeers, RIP girls. They were supposed to lead Tao Nan scouts, but Tao Nan pang seh the whole cleanup. Albeit being disappointed, they cheered themselves up by collecting the litters themselves, and then continued to do their mangrove reforestation project.

Coincidentally, their sites were at my HQ. And i was there slacking. They were very noisy, and being a bad mn, i went to kajiao them.

I forgot to bring my water bottle to the site; and so i drank Zhongning's Napster bottle. She rocks, she commented that the way i drank her water was the right way. (coz' Ada don't know how to pour water to her mouth.) Then, out of thristiness, i almost finished her water. Next, i eyed Amanda's water.

"Amanda, can drink water?"

"Okay, go take it. It's in my bag!"

Her bottle resembles that of a squirting bottle, but that kind don't have much power to squirt much water out. Normally, it's drank with mouth touching the tip. Okay, no indirect kissing. I didn't drink.

"Anyway, how tall are you?" I asked Amanda

"169."

"i'm 169 too! yay. At least i'm not shorter than u."

"169.5"

"fine!"

We compared height, and Zhongning was judge, she agreed she taller. what the hell...

I admit, i short...haiz..

On sunday, i went to buloh again to guide a bunch of naughty Nanyang girls high with a nice co-guide called KaiXin. And Alison Palmerley, the ang moh who was my tester for my RMBR museum guiding test. She'sa nice girl though. She passed me though i'm lousy. =)

And i met one of my v gd friend in Evolution Garden walk in Botanic garden. He was a physics researcher in NUS. He went buloh to find out about some "don't know what" plants.

Nanyang girls were very naguhty. They collaborated with Catholic high and very obvious de, the guys were left out.

I think they enjoyed themselves, though i managed to suan them abit. And coz' i stood beside Kai Xin all the while, they thought im NUS graduate, hah.. and so they don't dare suan me back.

Now, they wanted me to join their group, as a professional..Honoured leh..=)

"Uncle ar, biopolis."

"Simi? Simi police?"

"Bi-o-po-lis! erm si police lah!"

"simi sai?"

"Okay okay. Douby ghout MRT."

"ahh..."

I was late for rashmi dinner yesterday. I was confused when Oi Yee, Angeline and Airani was discussing about the dinner on Friday! And Siva confused me further by his strange mail. The dinner started at 7pm. I read Siva's mail to me at 7.20pm:

Okay I remember what you mean by you will see me tonight. Sorry ah, very
confused with so many things going on.

I'm a nice guy. I don't want to miss Rashmi dinner; she haing a farewell party as she is going to Cambridge to get her PhD. Pro jiu shi pro. And my dinner was at Biopolis, Raj restaurant, Indian vegetarian!

"Working ar?" The driver said.

"Hah lah. Late liao. Meeting start at 7pm. Researchers don't like people late one. You can chiong?"

"No problem!"

He zoom zoom zoom his way to biopolis. Complained to me about the fuel hike. Then i jiaowei to him about biopolis.

Time he left bishan: 7.33pm
Time he reached Biopolis:7.53pm
Time taken: 20 MINUTES!!! During peak hour! He rocks. I gonna write to forum to praise his speeding technique.

I'm not the alst. Coz' maybe i on MSN also told Hua Qin it's tomorrow. Never mind, tio suaned by angeline.

I had no expereinces with indian food. Siva was drinking 'indian tea'

"Eh, you drink curry ar?"

"No."

*Take a sip*

"Eh, it taste like tea!"

"Yes, it's tea!"

Then angeline took a picture of the tea, and posted in her blog, say i *gong gong*.

Never mind, did a few dumb things there also. Tio laughed. As usual.

Came back in cab with Hua Qin. He's such a nice guy, he paid for me...

Rashmi gave me a card! So touched...I'm a happy guy yesterday...

Today is my briefing for ICCS mangrove cleanup 2005.
Slept at 2 plus am just to ensure everything was in place, going through the powerpoint presentation and preparing what to say tomorrow.

There were 13 NUS leaders, 14 Singapore American School student leaders, 5 VJCians, 1 wildfilm TV crew, 1 teacher from Anderson Sec, 4 church people who are interested in nature and not praying, etc etc...

I briefed them all! yay! I rocks.

Woke up at 6 plus to prepare the necessaries and reached NUS canteen to discuss further details with dearest projectmate yueat tin. One other wonderful projectmate, Lim Cheng Puay, the baddie RGS teacher who only know how to bully his RIP (Raffles Integrated Programme) students, went for his long dreaded reservist.

Supposed to meet Yueat Tin at canteen at 7.30. But she pig, or tio jam, she came at around 8.00am. But she's a nice girl! She spent her time last night in office preparing the powerpoint, while i'm in Holland Village's subway talking cock to Chen Kee, and peeps...

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Sidetrack abit: Ivan and Chen Kee taught me how to jio girls. They also taught me how to look at the bright side of death. They taught me working in society is horrible, so enjoy my student's life. Chen Kee said jio younger girls better. Ivan said i'm disillusionalised by NUS pretty girls as they look gorgeous and sweet outside, but demonic inside.

Never mind, they rocks! But i will still observe those girls...yay...nice wad, see see no harm.

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The turnup at the briefing is more than expected. Glad that Angeline was around. She helped me answer some questions that some jokers asked when i said "any burning questions" (a quiet audience would be good).

Being a lame person, and Yueat Tin a cute but not-much-jokes personality, i decided to crack some lame jokes to make them laugh. And laughed they did.

Then, i brought them for the trail walk. One VJ girl was cute too! She loved to walk beside me. And she's naive ( that's what makes her cute), she ask me got 'wildboar' not...I laughed loh...then say "no"...
I should have said something like, "nvm, no worries, i will protect you!"
Then, the teacher wanted to leave earlier, then she exclaimed "so fast leave ar!"
Therefore, by personal intuition, i think she enjoy her trip here.
She must be looking forward to seeing me next Saturday! =) Well, me also...

During the walk, i pointed out some mangrove plants and other interesting stuffs to them. They were amazed, those undergrads guys who supposedly been thru' NS, when i showed them what is ant nest..And boy boy, they are scared of ants and spiders.
Then, of course, i also haolian and impress some NUS girls with my 'diverse knowledge' *puke* in mangrove ecology...haha..

At the end, i made all of them clap for me! *claps*
So bhb...Think they enjoyed lah..
I also enjoyed lah...
Got chiobu accompany...haha

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Sidetrack: Marcus in bus told me : "Don't be deceived by girls in NUS. They got external factors to make them beautiful, like clothes and earings and cool boyfriend"

"so?"

"Go for those in JCs! Uniform sucks. And if girls look nice in uniform, they are really pretty liao!"

"Wah..you con young girls!"

"Ehem ehem...I got a fetish for tanned, JC athelete girls running around in short shorts!"

*So girls out there, be careful...But Marcus is shuai..so let him see also honour leh.. *