Early in the morning 6 o'clock...
I wake up and prepare to go Sungei Buloh...
Reached Buloh at around 8.30. Me, Yueat Tin, Cheng Puay and Cheng Puay's di zhi Zhong ning. Cheng Puay is a mean RGS teacher. And Zhong Ning is his student.
Surprisingly, his student knew me! I don't know her! (What i meant was i'm famous! yay!)She associates me with the Lighter Boy.
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I met Lighter Boy last year December, during a mangrove introductory walk. He's a dumb and idiotic Normal Academic student. Two out of three guiding preparatory walks, he diam diam *kiak kiak* his knn lighter. Then put the flame on me. He think burn me very fun. I tell him pain, he tell me shiok. I 'long' his front, he say he steamed.
And this boy gong buey tia, he *kiak kiak* until 3 RGS girl buey song. Di di diao him.
Then, Siva, our Shi Fu, put him together with me. Then, maybe he want to pei yang gan qing with me, he pinched my ass one.
Then i tell him "knn, pain hoh! i call police arh!"
He think very funny. "Not pain not pain, very shiok." Shiok your neh loh. If girl pinch, then never mind. That kind, pain also shiok. But then hoh, must see what kind of girl lah, people like huimin then different story liao.
On the fateful day of the guided walk, me and him stuck at a particular station. Then, when bo nang that time, i sing to myself "qing tian" by Mr Zhou Bo Lan. then, lighter boy started to sing also. His voice like those lao ah pek sit in kopitiam sing "pao ma liu liu de shan shang." But at least lao ah pek also don't use lighter beat rhythm. *kaik kiak kiak* Deafening until those birds 'kuak kuak kuaak". (infer for urself what is kuak kuak kuaak).
Cha si lang buey yao kin. I bought 4packets of chocolates. He go take one packet never tell me. He think he neh dua liap. eat liao, he go take mangrove mud put back into the wrapper. Then, i almost ate loh, until i saw why got one small siao crab inside my choco bar.
Then, after the guided walk, everyone so happy, except i abit dulan. Then, in bus, he kept saying i like one small and skinny and eccentric RGS girl. I don't know whether the RGS girl got 'urm chio' not lah. But I don't think so one lah. *humble*
Then, i nudged his chair lah. Damn buey song liao. So say, "don't say liao hoh, or i make sure your neh no more."
Then, he horny liao. He like that hokkien version of 'star wars', "Wa eng lightner xio your neh ar. Shiok gao buey shiok!"
Okay, must say my teacher, Koh Kar Meng also around. he diam diam, never make noise, maybe he scared his neh tio xio. Never even help me loh.
Then, the girl act blur. Actually buey pai, liddat better, then i also not malu. The girl, one interesting fact is that she very into nature. The second walk that time, i walk beside her, due to random chance, then one bird flew past and *kwak kwak kwak*, she say grey heron. Then another flew and *kowk kowk kowk*, she say sunbird. Then i also act act, i say if the bird goes *quack quack quack*, i 'tolk tao' also say is duck.
This time, she diam diam, must be i correct.
And if it goes *kiak kiak kiak*, then must be that bai chi.
